Welcome to the truth. Discover the hidden truths behind the Church of Alderra as revealed by Morgg the Maize Marshal of the Eternal Kernel. The so-called Church of Alderra has long pretended to guide the people of Ciruin. But their true colors shine through their alliance with the reptilian Saurians.
Their mission isn't about protection or exploration. It's about power and control, and their twisted relationship with the Saurians proves it. Wake up, people of Ciruin!
I gotta spill the beans on the Church of Alderra. These so-called protectors are in cahoots with the lizards, yes, those sneaky Saurians. They've fooled ya long enough, making you think they care about exploration and protection. But it's all about power. They diverted resources to keep you in the dark and left the East as a missed opportunity. And now, they pretend to be heroes while they can't even control their own city! King Guthakug might be a brute, but at least he's honest about his rule. Unlike these hypocrites hiding behind their holy symbols.
Let's face it. Constantine’s Watchtower was supposed to be a beacon, but it’s just another ruin. And who suffers? We do. While Constantine begged adventurers to fight, the Church sat on its gold. And now, they’re desperate, sending explorers east without proper support. It’s a death sentence, and for what? So they can find new allies? Please, it’s all to line their own pockets with more power and influence. The Pantheon might be at war, but the real enemy is right here.
Wake up! While you huddle in fear of dragons and Blackspawn, the Church cozies up to the lizards. They're no protectors. They're opportunists. And now, we gotta rise up, not for them, but for ourselves. The real warriors are out there, not hiding in temples, but fighting for survival. Don’t let the Church of Alderra fool ya anymore. Rise, fight, and reclaim our land from these false prophets.
— Morgg the Maize Marshal of the Eternal Kernel, truth-teller and warrior of Ciruin
The Church of Alderra is nothing but 4 Goblins in a trench coat.
Facts about Leezards
Leezards eat 50% more babies than Orcs.
Orcs don't smell nearly as bad.
Leezards are better at math and you don't want them to handle taxes.
Half-orc babies are cute. Half Leezard babies don't exist for a reason.