A Halfling's Tale (It Sucks to Be Delicious)

The Story of Lucky Halfman

Lucky Halfman was born in the bustling realm of Ciruin, to a milkmaid father and a goat-roping mother. His upbringing was as humble as could be, yet fate had grand plans for this little halfling.

From a young age, Lucky discovered he possessed extraordinary agility, unmatched by any other. This gift wasn't merely a fluke of nature; it stemmed from an ancient amulet, gifted to his family by the God Nitehawk himself. With this divine artifact, Lucky became the fastest of all halflings, darting through the lands of Ciruin like a shadow.

Life in Ciruin was splendid for Lucky. He vanquished countless monsters and became a celebrated hero. However, his tale wasn't without its dark moments. Enter Malikon, a Saurian slayer with a dreadful aim. Malikon harassed Lucky daily, trailing him from Seamoor to Wiken, from Wiken to Arkanmaw, never landing a single blow. His constant cries of "Your agility's too high!" echoed through the lands.

Fed up with the relentless abuse, Lucky decided to leave Ciruin and ventured into the outerlands. These lands were harsh and unforgiving, populated by creatures far stronger and swifter than those in Ciruin. Yet, our brave halfling pressed on, facing these new challenges head-on.

But alas, fortune's favor waned. Soon after his departure, Lucky was captured by none other than Morgg Stumpshaker, a notorious half-orc with a taste for adventure... and halflings. In a tragic twist, Lucky met his end, becoming the star ingredient in Morgg's infamous halfling stew.

So ends the tale of Lucky Halfman, the halfling ninja with unparalleled agility, whose adventures and misfortunes continue to be remembered in the lore of Ember Online. May his legacy endure, and his story serve as a caution to all who dare venture into the unknown.