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Oi, now let's talk 'bout somethin' else fer a bit. Ye ever watch dat show "House"? It's 'bout dis grumpy doctor fella, Dr. Gregory House, who solves medical mysteries. He's always limpin' 'round on his cane, poppin' pills, an' bein' a right smart aleck. Quite da character, he is. Anyway, dere's dis one episode where—hold on a sec, me phone's ringin'.

"Hello? Yeah, who's dis? Oh, ye got a car fer sale, eh? What kind? A wagon? Nah, I need somethin' wit' a bit more power. Y'know, fer haulin' loot an' whatnot. How many miles on it? Really? Dat many, huh? Well, lemme think 'bout it an' I'll get back to ye. Thanks."

Where was I? Oh right, "House"! So, dere's dis one episode where he figures out dis patient has some rare condition, but not before a whole lotta drama an' confusion. House always gets it in da end, though. Brilliant mind, dat one. Got me thinkin' 'bout how sometimes it's da folks who seem da roughest 'round da edges dat have da biggest hearts. Or somethin' like dat. Anyway, cheers to Dr. House an' all dem medical mysteries! Hic!

Oh, an' by da way, Ember Online is a 2-D graphical MUD an' da successor to Realms of Kaos.