Recipes
Feelin' hungry? Check out these recipes inspired by Ember Online. From hearty stews ta magical brews, we got grub that'll fill yer belly and warm yer bones! Eat up, ya lot!
Morgg's Halfling Stew
Aright, yew lot! Dis be Morgg Stumpshaker's famous halfling Stew, a dish so good even me ol' buddy Trogdor can't git enough of it. Perfect fer warmin' up after a day o' bashin' heads!
Ingredients:
- One dead halfling, chopped into chunks
- 1 liter of Magical Water
- 1 block o' cheese, diced
- 2 tablespoons o' Treant Sap
- 1 cup o' Sweet Pollen
- 1 cup o' Frog Juice
Instructions:
- First, grab yerself a big ol' cauldron. Toss in da halflin' bits and pour in dat Magical Water. Get it boilin' good over a fire.
- Once it's bubblin', throw in da cheese. Stir it up until da cheese be all melty.
- Now, add da Treant Sap and Sweet Pollen. Mix it all up, real nice-like.
- Pour in da Frog Juice, and let it simmer fer 'bout an hour. Keep an eye on it, don't let it burn!
- Stir it 'round now an' then, and let it thicken up. Yew know it's done when it smells so good ya can't wait no more.
- Serve it up hot, with a side o' somethin' crusty. Dis stew'll fill yer belly and put a smile on yer face. Cheers to me ol' friend Trogdor, who loves dis stew as much as I do! Hic!
Morgg's Ma's Fae Cupcakes
Now, fer somethin' sweet! Dis recipe be from me ol' ma, Karen Stumpshaker. She makes da best fae cupcakes dis side o' Ciruin. Perfect fer rewardin' yerself after a long day o' bashin' heads!
Ingredients:
- 1 fae, mashed (wings removed, don't want those gettin' stuck in yer teeth)
- 1 cup o' Unicorn Milk
- 2 cups o' Pixie Dust Flour
- 1 tablespoon o' Dragon Honey
- 1 teaspoon o' Stardust Sugar
- 1 pinch o' Ground Mandrake Root
- 1 pinch o' Shimmering Moonbeam Powder
- 1 cup o' Goblin Butter
- 3 Mystic Eggs
- 1 teaspoon o' Everlasting Vanilla Extract
Icing Ingredients:
- 1 cup o' Whipped Cloud Cream
- 1/2 cup o' Enchanted Forest Berries, pureed
- 2 tablespoons o' Frost Giant's Icing Sugar
- 1 teaspoon o' Liquid Moonlight
Instructions:
- Preheat yer oven to 375°F (190°C).
- In a large bowl, mix da mashed fae, Unicorn Milk, and Goblin Butter until smooth.
- Add da Pixie Dust Flour, Dragon Honey, Stardust Sugar, Ground Mandrake Root, and Shimmering Moonbeam Powder. Mix well.
- Beat in da Mystic Eggs and Everlasting Vanilla Extract until da batter be smooth and fluffy.
- Line a cupcake tin with enchanted parchment paper liners. Spoon da batter into da liners, fillin' each 'bout two-thirds full.
- Bake in da preheated oven fer 'bout 20-25 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in da center comes out clean. Let 'em cool completely.
- While da cupcakes cool, prepare da icing. In a medium bowl, whisk together Whipped Cloud Cream, pureed Enchanted Forest Berries, Frost Giant's Icing Sugar, and Liquid Moonlight until smooth and creamy.
- Once da cupcakes be cool, spread da icing on top. Decorate wit' extra Shimmering Moonbeam Powder if desired.
- Enjoy da most magical fae cupcakes yew've ever tasted! Just like me ol' ma used to make. Hic!