Welcome to Half-Orc Haven
Wutz yew doin' 'ere, scrawny humans? I be Morgg Stumpshaker, half-orc warchief o' the outerlands! Welcome to Half-Orc Haven, where we tells ye everythin' ye needs ta know 'bout Ember Online. From bashin' skulls in epic quests to sharin' some good ol' recipes, we got it all! Dive in, 'ave a look 'round, and join da wild fun in da world o' Ember Online! Hic!
Now ye might be wonderin' why a mighty warchief like meself ain't out smashin' heads 'n takin' loot. Well, truth be told, I got meself a nasty runny nose, an' me ol' mum won't let me go out an' play 'til I'm all better. She says, "Morgg, ye ain't goin' nowhere till yer not sniffin' like a sick goblin!" So, while I'm stuck 'ere, I figured I'd share me vast knowledge wit' yew lot. Ain't that a fine bit o' luck fer yew? Hic!
Mi fren Wednesday,wuntz ta share ta cher sum fin wit' yew. If yew click on New Players, make sure ta wear a helmet cause head pats can kill yew! Hic!